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susfishcious:

I WAS CROSSING THE FUCKING ROAD AND SOME MOTHERFUCKER TRIED TO RUN ME OVER BECAUSE NO ONE WAS AROUND OH I GUESS I CAN BREAK A FEW LAWS AND I GAVE HIM THE FINGER BUT BECAUSE I WAS WEARING MITTS IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS WAVING AND THE MOTHERFUCKER WAVED BACK

is this why canadians are mistaken as the most polite shits ever

omfg

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